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What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?

A slipped disk.

What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.