What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

How can you tell if a black man has been using your computer?

It won't be there

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What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.