What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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Why couldn't the computer play golf?

Because it had the wrong Driver

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when you spill your morning drive-through beverage on your virus scan software?

Getting McCafe on McAfee