What did the computer say to the virus?

ScRAM

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How do you send a sandwich to someone on a computer?

In bytes

Why was the computer stressed out when it got home?

Because it had a hard drive.

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What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola