How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrrr

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What time do you get up in the morning?

About an hour and a half after I arrived at school

What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!