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How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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How do we know cats are communists?

All they ever say is Mao.

What do you call a communist who's good with a rifle?

A marxman.

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What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.