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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

When people on Facebook say they lost their phone and need everyone's numbers again, I text them: "Guess who?

For 2 weeks.

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What do you call a boyscout in WWII-era Germany?

A knotzi.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria like to vacation?

Germany

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What's the name of the virus that causes AIDS?

Are you positive

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.