Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why was the calendar depressed?

His days were numbered.

What are the odds I could find the sum of numbers from 1-100?

I'd say it's fifty fifty

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country has the most internet crimes?

E-gypt

What country most despises cars that run on gasoline?

Mad-at-gas-cars!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What country is ill?

Germany.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call a virus that affects your command-line?

A Terminal Illness.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.