Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

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Why is the number 6 always angry?

Because 789

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why was Stalin a Bad leader?

Because he was staling a country that was rushing..(Russia) This joke was bad. Im going to bed now.

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

What do you call Minecraft in Germany?

NEIN-CRAFT!

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What common trait do viruses, trojan horses and worms have in common?

They are all INSECURE.

Why didn't the other viruses hang out with The Common Cold?

Because he is a bad influenza

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.