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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

What did the number do when it divided from its companion?

Changed its status from 'In A Relationship' to 'Single'.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What's the biggest type of tree?

A Country.

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why was Germany in debt after WWII?

The gas bill was too high.

How does Germany pay for all these refugees?

Krautfunding.

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why Can't you see the bacteria in milk?

Because it gets past-your-eyes (pasteurized)

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

How did Micro-soft get it's name?

Because Bill Gates has a 3.5 inch floppy

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.