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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

What's joke #1?

THIS IS NOT A JOKE I'm sure you all have heard the joke where has a number for each joke and that everyone just remembers the numbers instead for typing out the jokes. This always made me think "What would joke #1 be?" What do you think it'd be?

Why was the calendar nervous?

It's days were numbered!

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

What country is next to USA?

USB.

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if "Thomas the Tank Engine" was set in early-1940s Germany?

ThomasDieKleineLokomotive

Why are many electronics handbooks banned in Germany?

Diepole

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Where do bacteria go when they die?

St. Petri Dish.

What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

Why did the virus get a ticket?

Because he was driving under the influenza......

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany