Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

Number Jokes More Number Jokes

How many Sandpeople does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

You never can tell. The Sandpeople always ride in single file to hide their numbers.

Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Germany Jokes More Germany Jokes

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

Bacteria Jokes More Bacteria Jokes

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

What do you call an egocentric strain of bacteria found in a Chipotle burrito?

ME-coli

Micro Jokes More Micro Jokes

What do you call it when two amoebas say hi?

A micro-transaction.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Virus Jokes More Virus Jokes

What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus?

A virus does something.

What do you call a virus that affects the command line?

Terminal Illness

Organism Jokes More Organism Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany