Glove Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What did little no armed Jimmy get for Christmas?

Gloves! Haha I'm joking. He hasn't opened it yet.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What did the handless box get for hristmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

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What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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Why is it best to ship boxes using a UPS truck?

The DOWNS truck is a little slow.

Why doesn't Barbie have any kids?

Because Ken came in another box.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

I don't know. He still hasn't opened his gifts.

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

Why couldn't the psychic fit in the small shirt?

Because he was a medium

How about this one?

Psychic: That shirt is too small. Employee: You didn't even try it on. Psychic: I'm a medium.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

Why are dogs such terrible dancers?

They have two left feet.

Jimmy Jokes More Jimmy Jokes

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving