Glove Jokes

What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

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What did the mittens say on their wedding day?

I glove you.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

What's red and green and wears boxing gloves?

A fruit punch.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What did one hand say to the other?

Help, I think I'm in glove".

What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

What present did the kid with no hands get?

Gloves. Ha! Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What makes an ideal present for a monster?

Five pairs of gloves one for each hand.

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

What did the child with no arms get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet.

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How did the media find out that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

How can you say you don't have any outstanding tickets?

Driver: They're all in the glove compartment.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What does a Polish man give to his bride on their wedding day that's both long and hard?

His surname

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How do you think his pants fit him?

Like a glove.

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

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Why couldn't The Doctor play baseball?

They couldn't figure out Who was on first (Sorry, if this has been submitted before, im new here)

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What do you call a bloke with a bus on his head?

Dead.

What did Sean Connery say when his books fell on his head?

I blame my shelf

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Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

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He wanted to go to high school.

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What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

What do you call a Car Bomb shot with a shot of Fireball?

A Paul Walker.