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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What do I get when I raise up a platform to play Mozart?

Amadeus on my dais.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out

How many country singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why didn't Helen Keller scream when she fell off the cliff?

She was wearing mittens

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the only thing better than Roses on a Piano?

Tulips on an Organ.

What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue?

You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!