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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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Why could the witch never get the enchantments right?

She forgot to use Spell Check.

What cell carrier do Mormons use?

Virgin Mobile

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How does a lawyer from Panama play his guitar?

He shreds.

Which one is the boy you've been seeing?

New GF: *sees me playing accordion* He died

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

How do pirates sing the ABC's?

Abcdefghijklmnopq AAAAARRRRRR stuvwxy and z

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she won the lottery?

Uunnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than four roses on a piano?

Tulips on an organ.

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there