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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

Why did the internet pirate get scurvy?

He couldn't use Lime Wire anymore.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What do you get when astronomers play tic-tac-toe?

Exoplanets Thought that one up myself.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What chews on trees and sings?

Justin Beaver

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

Why couldn't Helen Keller vote?

She was a woman! And it wasn't until 1920 when the 19th Amendment was ratified. At this point she was 40 years old and could vote.

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and some glue?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes