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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

Dis counts!!

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Why should you never play Uno with a foreigner?

Because they will always steal the green cards.

Why didn't rail Castro want to be President of Cuba?

He didn't want to play second fidel

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What's it like being a grown up?

Me hands her money: When we get to the movies, buy a large popcorn. 10: This is only $2 M: Exactly

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.

Why do they say 'Amen' at the end of a prayer instead of 'Awomen'?

The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!

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Where would Helen Keller park her car?

On top of three children.

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.