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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

What do you call two line dancers doing the dance Shoot the Rooster?

A. A Pair of Shoot (parachute)

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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.