How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How can a blind person tell if they're home?

They check the architexture.

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He leaves a dark mark

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What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding he couldn't open it to find out

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

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Slip and slide around.

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Why did the belt go to jail?

A. Because he held up a pair of pants!

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.