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How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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What is the worst part about being told you have Alzheimer's?

It never happens just once.

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common?

A. Nothing yet.

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control