How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

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How can you tell when a girl is vegan?

She'll tell you

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What do you get when you put your hand in a blender?

A hand shake.

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

How did the psychologist die?

He Freudian slipped.

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Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.