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Remote Control Jokes

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on

$Your Age Is Only Math$

Your Age Is Only Math

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.