Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you call a boat whose captain has no idea what he's doing and works for free?

The Internship

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.