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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Who knows where they went?

They just kept wenting. - Why my mystery novel failed

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's black and doesn't work in an office?

Decaf coffee!

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get if you walk under a cow?

A pat on the head.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.

What did the tv say to the remote control?

You turn me on