Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

Why did the atheist fail algebra?

He didn't believe in higher powers!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why don't U2's lawyers ever make any money?

All their work is pro Bono.

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

Pat Jokes More Pat Jokes

What do you get when you sit under a cow?

A pat on the head.

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

Remote Control Jokes More Remote Control Jokes

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead?

A. The remote control slips from his hand.