Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

When is a triangle a rectangle?

When it fails

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.

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What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

What's the difference between Here and There?

When you're right the whole room shouts "Here, here!" But when you're wrong one person pats you on the back and says "There, there."

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control