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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

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What's the difference between one polar bear and 10 polar bears?

9 polar bears (joke on a mug at work. lame, ik)

What do you call alternative medicine that works?

Medicine.

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

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What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control