Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Why did former Alabama governor George Wallace fail high school calculus?

He refused to integrate.

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

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Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter?

Because they take a fence to that.

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work

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What do you call an epileptic giving someone a pat-down?

A search and SEIZURE

Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

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Who do you pat with encouragement when they fail to work?

A Remote control

What is the pinnacle of laziness?

Having a remote control for your remote control.