What do you call jokes about eyes?

Vitreous humour.

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.