What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.