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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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What song do the zombies of Westeros sing?

The Brains of Castamere.

What's the difference between an erection and Colin Kaepernick?

An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.