To find Pooh!
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
A gyroscope.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Han Double
He was looking for Pooh.
Lou!
The same middle name. (Shamelessly stolen from Cortana.)
Because he plays with Pooh.
Because he plays with Pooh