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Why did Tigger get stuck in the toilet?

He was looking for pooh.

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Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

What did the alien say to the gas pump?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you!

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

Why did the invisible man look in the mirror?

To make sure he still wasn't there.

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What does Neil Patrick Harris call his toilet?

His Dookie Houser

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What 2 things do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

They both ate honey and they both have the same middle name.

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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh