Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

How do you find a velociraptor?

By taking the integral of the acceleraptor!

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Why does a pencil shave?

To look sharp

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What do you call a ice cube in the toilet?

Poop cuber

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why does Piglett smell nasty?

He plays with Pooh.

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Why is Tigger always dirty?

Because he plays with Pooh

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.