Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

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How many surrealist painters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this

How do you find an inconvenient proof?

With an Al-Gore-rithm

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Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What did Euler see in the toilet?

Natural log

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Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

Why does nobody like Tigger?

Because he plays with Pooh.

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Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..