He was looking for Pooh.
Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.
Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"
By leaving the plunger in the toilet.
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
Geronimoo!
Because he got cold feet.
With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.
They have the same middle name!
To find Pooh!