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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

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What do you call an Igloo without a toilet?

An Ig!

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why'd the crazy guy jump out of the hot air balloon's basket?

He wanted to escape from the ballooney bin.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

Why was Tigger always filthy?

Because he was playing with Pooh.