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Why did Tigger jump down the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

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What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror?

Han Double

Who were the Tallest Man in the World's roll models?

Nobody, he had no one to look up to.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?

An elephant with hiccups!

Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain?

To stop getting wet!

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Why does tigger have no friends?

Because he plays with pooh.

How does Winnie the Pooh open his honey pot?

With his bear hands. Thank the Chive for that one.

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.