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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

What the difference between a feminist and a pencil?

The pencil has a point

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Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.