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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.