What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

To draw the curtains!

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

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Where are the Golden State Warriors from?

Chokeland.

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.