What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."