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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act?

It was juts a stage he was going through.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.

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What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

Why did Scotty check all the toilets of the Starship Enterprise?

He was looking for the Captain's log.

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Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

What's the difference between Tigger and Pooh?

I've never smeared tigger on my face

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why didn't the bride and groom exchange their wedding vows?

TLDR

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."