She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment
Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.
Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.
Their response Flexicution
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
You're hired" "Not guilty"
Hinduism... Om......
Newborn girls.
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
They wanted to make sure he'd never been a groom.
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
