What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

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Why does a blonde woman close her eyes in front of the mirror?

To see how she looks like when sleeping.

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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What did the vulture say when the airline agent asked if he wanted to check his luggage?

No, thanks, it's just carrion...

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

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Whats black and hurts when you get it thrown in your face?

A Piano.

Why didnt the Asian block a punch coming to his face?

He couldn't see it coming

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What product of theirs is most commonly exported?

Newborn girls.

What did 2 say to 3 about 6?

Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!

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What do you mean?

Well she turned up the Minster turned up but the groom didn't!

How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?

He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.