What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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What batteries do turtles use?

Durashells

What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

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What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

How can you tell an introverted Techie from an extroverted Techie?

An extroverted Techie looks at *your* shoes when he's talking to you.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why was Linda so mad on her wedding day?

Her soon to be husband forgot how to groom.

What do you call a racing horse that's never been groomed?

Furlong