When you're buying salt.
Kid: At the Joke shop.
You have toupee
Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because 99% of its products are made from recycled material.
She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"
Because when your salty you melt down in tears.
The SALT talks!
