When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

Why did Simba buy a motorcycle?

So he could mufasa.

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Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What did the salt say to the pepper?

Season's greetings!