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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why doesn't Jesus buy beer?

Hebrews.

What does Supertramp do after buying rice?

They take the long-grain home.

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What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

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Whats white and salty?

Salt.

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.