When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

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What products do I use for grooming?

She was a bit taken aback when I replied, "Facebook."

What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

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Why was the electrolytic solution taken to court?

It was charged with a salt.

What do you call someone who likes to rap about salt?

NaCl-more.