70 Jokes

When is a product with 70% less salt a bad thing?

When you're buying salt.

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

Why does 71 like 68?

Because 68 69 70.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Why can't blondes count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What do you call a US Marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a party with 7 girls &amp 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

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