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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

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Whats the difference between a chicken and an alligator?

I don't know.

What do you call an alligator with a map?

A Navigator.