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What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What do you need 4 dollars for?

3's enough. Here's 2." and gives him 1.

Why did Sara fall off the swing?

2.Knock Knock 1.She didn't have any arms!! 2. Who's there NOT SARA!!

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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

What's the hardest number to say?

70 because after 69 your mouth's full.

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What happens after an alligator commits a crime?

You call an investigator

What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?