What have 70 teeths and 2 eyes?

An alligator. Now what have 2 teeths and 70 eyes -A retirement home.

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What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off?

Bi-polar

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Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

Why was the alligator sad?

It had a kiddie meal but didn't get a toy.