What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.

Why did the recruiter hire a Spider?

Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong "Web Developer".

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What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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How many girls a boy need to shoot a school?

None.

How does an ugly guy get the girl?

All he needs is game

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How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.

How does a Russian count '1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi...'?

1 CCCP, 2 CCCP, 3 CCCP... Iwillseemyselfout

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

What is 34.5?

69 for midgets

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

What are the most racist jokes you know?

There were 3 car accidents in Mexico 70 people died. What do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool? Coco puffs.