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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!

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Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?

They're always eager for more on their pate.

What has a bottom at its top?

My life (..)

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What do you call a girl that raps about women rights?

Feminem.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

Https://www.youtube.com/watch v=rQegAi6d-MM

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What is up with 1, 3, 5, 7, 9?

I can't even...

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

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Why can't a blonde count to 70?

Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful.

Why Cant Girls Count To 70?

Because 69 is a mouthful