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What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why do people buy fruit already cut up?

There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do you get when you put a number 1 and a number 2 on your calculator?

A huge mess.

What did 0 say to 1?

You're turning me on!

69 Jokes More 69 Jokes

Why were birth rates low in 1970?

You can't get pregnant during '69.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.

70 Jokes More 70 Jokes

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.