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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What's up Dad Party!" *dads go nuts* "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

Dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

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What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!