What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What do you call a noisy Chinese dog?

How-Ling (my dad wanted me to post this)

How was school?

4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton

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Why was the ginger declined when he tried to sell his soul to the devil?

Insufficient funds.

Why is that?

Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.

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What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran