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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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What did the grocery store owner say to the customer that asked him if he sold tires?

He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

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Why doesn't Ed have a girlfriend?

Because Sheeran

Why was Ed single?

Because Sheeran away.