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What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

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What do you call a man who sells clockwork toys?

A Wind-up Merchant.

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Who invented schools and teaching?

Ed. U. Cation!

What happened to Ed's girlfriend?

Sheeran