Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the Asian man get arrested for stealing a Buick sedan?

It was a Regal

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer