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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

When the boy broke his knee, where did he go to get a new one?

At the butcher shop, where they sell kid-knees.

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Why was the battery arrested?

Cuz it was charged with electricity.

Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

How do you describe a hierarchy of police officers with only one word?

Police police police police police police police police police police police.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.