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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

What do ghosts get arrested for?

Possession.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

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What is the difference between God and a police officer?

God doesn't think he's a police officer.

What did the police officer say to Tom Brady during a routine traffic stop?

Your tires are low.