Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

What do you call a French dog that sells medicine?

Un phrarmachien!

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Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

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What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why was the Police Officer still in bed?

Because he was.