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Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

What's the Harlem shake?

Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Why is Arrested Development funny?

Because the farce is strong with that one.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Police Officer Jokes More Police Officer Jokes

What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

How does a police officer go to the bathroom?

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