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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

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When black guys say "ya feel me?

I literally feel them so they know exactly what level of white I'm operating at.

How'd ya get that?

Asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.