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Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.

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Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

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When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

What did one lesbian vampire say the other?

See ya next month)