Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Why do men die before their wives?

Because we want to!

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Why do women love men who work with Horses?

Because those men have got Stable jobs.

What does an attorney wear to work?

A law suit.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Where ya been?

Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead Me: Yeah. All of them.