Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Why don't hipsters live in Alaska?

Everything is cool there already.

Quit Jokes More Quit Jokes

Why did the can crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda-pressing.

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

Why are most cemeteries fenced in?

Because everyone is dying to get in

Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.