Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

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What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What did the man say when he walked into a bar?

Ouch!

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What does a pirate's beard feel like?

Corsair. (works better in a pirate accent)

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Getting ready for work

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What reads and lives in an apple?

A bookworm!

What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

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Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why did the can-crusher quit his job?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.