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World Jokes More World Jokes

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

What's the name of the smallest pub in the world?

The Thalidomide Arms.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be Hell.

What do you call a man who wears crisp packets as trousers?

Russell.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What snooker and women have in common?

When pink is blocked by red, you hit the brown.