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World Jokes More World Jokes

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

What's the least spoken language in the world?

Sign language.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do Women get So Big when they're Pregnant?

To give their kids a wide birth.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.