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What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What's the difference between a happy programmer and a sad programmer?

Hello, world" and "Goodbye, cruel world"

Who's the fastest cyclist in the world?

Chris Vroom

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How many TSA agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

Where do you find a man with an aquatic mammal fetish?

In Wales.

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How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

Why do women try to talk football?

Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.