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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

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How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.