How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.