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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

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Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

What do you call a man with half a brain?

Gifted.

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Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

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Why do Catholics drink?

Because they're filled with the Holy Spirit

What is John Lennon's favourite donut?

Strawberry Filled forever!

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How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Jiggle Jokes More Jiggle Jokes

How do you make a pool table laugh?

Jiggle its balls

How do men and women fill the fuel tank differently?

Men jiggle the nozzle afterwards.