Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did Walt Disney visit a mechanic?

He wanted to get his Car tuned

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

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What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

Why did the chemist break his teeth?

He ate a Pb and j sandwich I'd tell you another but all the good jokes argon

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What's the difference between a fruit and a vegetable?

A fruit doesn't need a wheelchair

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

The coma ward.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.