Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

What's the best time to visit your Chinese dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

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What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable?

A common tater!

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What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.