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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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At the Schopenhauer.

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GRAAAAAAINS!

Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.