Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.

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Why do Americans like to visit Rome so much?

Because it reminds them of home.

Where does he visit first?

Crimea River

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Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

How do Chinese people know what to name their children?

After the last dog they just ate.

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What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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What do vegan zombies say?

GRAAAAAAINS!

What do you call a vegan zombie?

A no-brainer.

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Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward?

Because it only ate vegetables.