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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What wood doesn't float?

Natalie Wood.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float?

That's my buoy!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

What did Dahmer do when he finished his vegetables?

He threw away their wheelchairs!

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What does a greengrocer weigh?

Vegetables.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?