How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do root vegetables do at tha club?

Turnip

What do you call a vegetable that's only kinda cool?

Radish

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What are you having?

First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.