How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Why was drug addicted Moses upset when he was floating down a river?

Because he was in Da-Nile

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

A hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

What's the difference between an accident and a catastrophe?

It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What did the man in the wheelchair say when he returned the hat he borrowed?

Thanks for the handy cap.

Whats it called when you 69 with someone who is sitting in a wheelchair?

Meals on wheels

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What do vegetables watch when they're feeling frisky?

Cornography

What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What do you get if you boil funnybones?

A laughing stock.

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?