How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

What's the difference between a 19th century slave and a 21st century unpaid intern?

No, seriously, I want to know.

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What vegetable likes to party?

A turn-up

What did the carrot say when the last vegetable arrived at the party?

TURNIP

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What is hail?

Hard-boiled rain.

What do you get when you pour boiling hot water down a rabbit hole at Easter?

Hot Cross Bunnies!