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How do you know when your vegetables are boiled?

Their wheelchair floats to the top.

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

Why did the integer drown?

Because it can't float.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What is the most common phrase used in school?

Pupil: I don't know Teacher: Correct!

Why did the math student fail his exam?

He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)

Wheelchair Jokes More Wheelchair Jokes

What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What do you get when you cross the world's most famous skater with the world's best physicist?

A video game so realistic, when you screw up you have to play in a wheelchair.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable?

The Wheelchair

What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

Boil Jokes More Boil Jokes

What was said the boiled waters funeral?

You will be mist.

What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.