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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

How does captain hook cook pita bread?

With a pita pan.

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What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

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Which part of a vegetable is the hardest to chew?

The wheelchair

What is the only inedible part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip