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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What will Russians be cooking for Thanksgiving...?

Turkey

Why could the chef not cook a tree branch?

Because he used a non-stick pan.

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How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

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It's Bill Withers.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What is the hardest part of a vegetable?

The wheelchair. sorry

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What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip

How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.