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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What is ez to cook?

CookEZ.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!

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How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?

SEVEN.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What's the hardest part of washing a vegetable?

Putting them back in the wheelchair

What cell service do nuns in wheelchair have?

Virgin Mobile

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip