How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

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What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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How do you get a kid out from a microwave?

Please answer before my wife gets home!

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A microwave.

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Whats the hardest thing about microwaving vegtables?

Fitting the wheelchair in the microwave.

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Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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How do you cook vegatables in the microwave?

Take them out their wheelchair.

What did the vegatable say to the fruit?

Turnip