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Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

How Many Friend Zoned Men Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

None, they just all stand around complaining that it won't screw!