Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
She complains to a man.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Crimea River
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
I don't care et al.
Because they have no inner-soles
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Oh, I can't complain.
This is unacceptable.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
A reptile dysfunction
Because snakes make lots of strikes.
A lot of likes
DLC.
A taxi driver
He was a little hoarse.
Because he didn't know Mandarin
It's terminal.
We're both doctors
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Boy:Because you didn't tell me I would be performing in a hall
A neurosturgeon
Dude,I already did my time.
1) The engagement ring 2) The wedding ring 3) The suffering
