Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.
She complains to a man.
He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Crimea River
Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
I don't care et al.
Because they have no inner-soles
One does their chores while complaining, the other doesn't do them at all.
Oh, I can't complain.
This is unacceptable.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.
Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
Gator-raid.
Because he wanted to make a difference. My first original, time for open mic!
Then I wonder if it knows something I don't.
Yes, I want to delete my hard drive.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Because he had a reptile dysfunction!
He has a reptile dysfunction.
Oh yeah. Imagination.
Programmer: I'm only here for the foo.....................d
A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.
Sir. Groan worthy penguin jokes(https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)
Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
An Oncologist
Start out with a large fortune.
To start some bacon
