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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup.

What did the IT guy say to his wife after she complained about their love life?

Did you try turning me off and on again?

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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings. Happy 4th of July!