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Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many ninjas are in this room?

As many as want to be!

When's the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk?

Anytime he wants to go.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why is one side of the V always longer than the other when geese are flying south for the winter?

It's because there are more geese on that side.

Why does the U.S. Government hate winter?

Because everything isis

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

July Jokes More July Jokes

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July