He wanted to do it before it was cool.
Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.
Make it Tso's Number One.
Its to far to walk.
He got lost in the maize.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.
Sulk.
Hillary.