Why did the hipster complain about winter in July?

He wanted to do it before it was cool.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are there so many dogs at the pound?

Because no one wants them.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze?

So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.

How is a woman who got her winter coat at Target similar to an officer on leave?

They both got their fur low.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many black metalheads does it take to change a light bulb?

100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.

Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes?

Because they have no inner-soles

July Jokes More July Jokes

What does CNN call back-to-back aviation disasters?

Christmas in July

What's brown, sticky and runs down your leg?

Chocolate Ice Cream in July!