Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?

They were very impressed!

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How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

Why did the lettuce blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Which villains steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks.

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Who's there! Bond! Bond who?

Bond to succeed!

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.