Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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In both people don't feel like showering.

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The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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Because it's still dressing.

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How about if the villain is a psychopath out to make a skin suit?

Not in a kids movie, dude. "Ok, but it's puppy skin " - Oh, then YES!

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What does a blonde woman is doing with her ear bonded to the wall?

Listening.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.