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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

What species are the best rappers?

Dragons, because they're always spittin' fire.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

Why do older polygons make sure their sides all stay an equal length?

It keeps you regular.

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

Why is Antarctica controversial?

It's a polarizing topic.

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.