How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

What shampoo do dragons prefer?

Head & Smolders

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What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What is the drunkest animal in Antarctica?

A Pengwine. That's a /u/amanescape original. I can show myself out.

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100% chance of snow

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.