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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How do you get dragon pee?

Drop your catheter bag.

Why are dragons so tired?

Because they fight knights!

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What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Whos there Ellen Ellen who?

Ellen Pao Oh k lol stay out.

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What is Antarctica's version of tinder called?

Pick up a penguin

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.