How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.

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What do you want for Christmas?

Me: a dragon! Santa: noo, be realistic Me: a girlfriend Santa: * cough * what color do you want your girlfriend

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

Whoa what do you do for a living?

I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!" *roundhouse kicks barista*

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What does a terrorist in Antarctica say?

Allahu Akburrrrrr

Who Self Harms In The Antarctica?

An eskemo.....

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Why don't Bond villains feel cold in the winter?

Because they dress in lairs.

How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm?

They always have several lairs.