Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

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Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was?

George Lucas.

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Why did the duck go to jail?

He was selling quack.

What do you call a business that doesn't sell Apple's sea monster?

A bus

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

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Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.

What do you call the feeling of being unable to urinate beside a friend?

PEEr pressure!

Blu Ray Jokes More Blu Ray Jokes

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood