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Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the Redditor cross the road?

To bask in social approval.

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

George Lucas Jokes More George Lucas Jokes

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College?

Psi Phi.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice?

Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What does the man with two left feet ask the shoe salesman?

Do you sell flip-flips?

What does your Dad sell?

Ed: Salt. Ned: Well my dad is a salt seller too. Ed: Shake.

0 Jokes More 0 Jokes

What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What does $50 get you at the Chanel store?

13 seconds of eye contact.

Urinate Jokes More Urinate Jokes

What do you say to an Italian who is urinating on the sidewalk?

European!

What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!

Blu Ray Jokes More Blu Ray Jokes

Why did George Lucas Cross The Road?

To urinate on my childhood and sell it back to be on blu-ray for $80.

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

Childhood Jokes More Childhood Jokes

Why do adults like Legos so much, when they grow old?

They can't lego of their childhood. Tell some more Lego puns, here!

Where do adolescent gangsters go?

The childhood