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What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

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Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What do you call a stolen Tesla?

An Edison

Why couldn't the pirate have gravy with his Thanksgiving dinner?

Because someone stole his boat.

Bonnie Jokes More Bonnie Jokes

What's ur name?

Bonnie" C: That ur real name "Nope. Jekyll Elizabeth Parker" C: ...Bonnie it is

Who's there! Bonnie! Bonnie who?

Bonnie by soloflex!

Clydesdale Jokes More Clydesdale Jokes

What duo were famous for stealing horses?

Bonnie and Clydesdale!

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse