March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

Robbin' hood

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

Flea Circus Jokes More Flea Circus Jokes

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.