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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

The dog knows when to stop scratching.

What's the difference between Sammy and Scooby-Doo?

Scooby-Doo doesn't have a dog.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What's the difference between a virtual car and a real one?

You can't steal a real car a few bits at a time

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains

Flea Circus Jokes More Flea Circus Jokes

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.