What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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You'll get repossessed!

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A hamburglar!

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What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.