How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

Five after one.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?

One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.