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How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why do they print nutritional information on Snickers bars?

If you don't know candy is bad for you, what are the chances you can read

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

How do you know if someone has a Samsung phone without asking?

Don't worry, they've already told you the superior qualities it has over all the other smart phones by this time.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock.

Why does a rooster watch TV?

For hentertainment!

Crow Jokes More Crow Jokes

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Why are automatic doors like knights?

Because they're chivalrous!