How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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How do we know God's not a woman?

We're not sandwiches.

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What bug has to watch it's sugar intake?

A dia-beetle

What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common?

They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What do you call a knighted cow?

Sir Loin