Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

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What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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A crowbar.

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With a crowbar.

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What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

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What is it?

It has legs, but doesn't walk, beak, but it doesn't bite and wings, but it doesn't fly. What is it? -A dead crow

What do you call a plane with no wings?

Fly Curious.

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What do black birds pick?

CAAAAAAAH-tin...

Where can you go to pick up black birds?

The crow bar

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What do you call a group of Pigeons and Chickens?

A Coo Clucks Clan

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Because he was in the coo klux klan

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

Where do farm animals get their groceries?

The pharmacy.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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The crow bar

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What did the bird say when he flew over K-Mart?

Caw Caw why'd my natural habitat get replaced with 165 000 square feet of consumerist wasteland