Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

Whats the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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CASHEWW!

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How often did the Asian cow go to the gym?

Dairy

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

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A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

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Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

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What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

Why is Friday the best day of the week?

Its the 5/7 day of the week

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

How do you tell which truck is the mail truck?

It has huge balls on it. Credit goes to the 70 year old man who just came into my work and made my day.