Crow Jokes

What do you call a crow who repairs time pieces?

A bird watcher.

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What do you call three crows?

A crowd.

Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why did the crow go to the gym?

To work on his caw strength.

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Where do crows go to have fun?

A crowbar!

Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

Because he was in the coo klux klan

What was the crow doing up on the telephone pole?

He was making a long-distance caw.

What lives in a tree and is dangerous?

A crow with a machine gun.

What do you call a bird that has been molested?

Rustled Crow

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Why do crows do vocal exercises every morning?

For the Good of the Caws.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

What's the funniest type of bird?

Crows! they're the undisputed kings of CAW-Medy

What does a crow with a cold sound like?

Caw-ph, Caw-ph, caw-ph.

What did one crow say to the other?

Caw dude

What do you call the Lord Commander of the Night's Watch voting?

Counting Crows

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

What is a crowbar?

A place were crows go to get a drink!

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

To the moovies.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What do you call it when crows make noise?

A caw-cawphony

Why Pyongyang the capital of North Korea?

It is the same noise the elastic bands that launch their nuclear missiles make

Award Jokes More Award Jokes

What's the award for being the world's best dentist?

A little plaque.

What award was given to the best Knock Knock joker?

The No-Bell prize!

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

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They make rotten friends

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What do you call it when Oxygen and Nitrogen train at the gym together?

Air conditioning

Crowd Jokes More Crowd Jokes

Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert?

Because they didn't get their nickel back.

How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

Wing Jokes More Wing Jokes

Why can you always trust a bee without wings?

Because it's down to earth.

What has two wings and a halo?

A Chinese phone. Wing wing, hallo?

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

What do turtles do for fun?

Play hide and shell.