What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What kind of cancer was Jar Jar diagnosed with?

Meesathelioma.

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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What did the witch put in her hair?

Scare spray.

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What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare (air) mail.