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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

What's the best way to get home from school?

Don't go to school.