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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

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What's the best way to sum up the 90's?

90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+99=945

What's the best way to find out if you have ticklish balls?

Test Tickles