Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

What has 72 legs and 26 teeth?

The first row of a country concert.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

How did Sigmund Freud die?

He slipped

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What is the best way to break a shield apart?

Seth Rollins with a chair

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What is Blair Walsh's favorite song?

I have no idea honestly, you would have to ask him

Yahtzee Jokes More Yahtzee Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What did the cannibal make of the politician he just met?

Pork and bologne sammiches.

How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to change it, and the other one to change it back again.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.