Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Why is there only a stairway to heaven but a highway to hell?

Easy. More traffic is going to hell.

What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven?

If you guessed "Heaven nun" or "Angel nun" you're wrong. The answer was "Nun of the Above".

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What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

How many Scots didn't turn up to vote?

One in Fife

72 Virgin Jokes More 72 Virgin Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Yahtzee Jokes More Yahtzee Jokes

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

What has 72 teeth and can hold back the Incredible Hulk?

My zipper.

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

What does the Pope Jean-Paul 2 and the little girl kidnapped by Boko Haram have in common?

The pope died a virgin

What do you say when a virgin sneezes?

Goesintight.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.

What's the difference between a bad mechanic and a politician?

With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

How much does a slave cost?

I have no idea, I just know they aren't free

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.