Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

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Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

72 Jokes More 72 Jokes

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

What has 72 teeth and holds back The Hulk?

My zipper.

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Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why does Popeye have such huge forearms?

Olive Oil is a virgin

Why was Mary Jane not a virgin?

Her mother leaves.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda?

Civic doody.

What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

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What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)?

Cold turkey.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What did you do before you were married sir?

*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...

What do you call a philosopher that kind of wants to play soccer?

Socrates

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.