Paradise Jokes

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

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What is the best way to get called a,"genius?

By losing a billion dollars in business.

What's the best way to pick up a woman?

Like a sixpack

Virgin Jokes More Virgin Jokes

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

Politician Jokes More Politician Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a computer?

Logic

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do monks wear the same clothes every day?

Because old habits die hard.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Yahtzee Jokes More Yahtzee Jokes

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog