Paradise.
Because all the politicians are in hell.
Because it's more than a paradise.
Richard Branson.
A match made in Heaven.
Because they reject setian.
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days
Pair o' Dice Lost
It turns out, it's not very hard at all
It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"
It scares the hell out of the dog.
Timmy: "Who the hell are you "
The first row of a country concert.
Because people are dying to get in.
Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)
I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"
Get married on his birthday.