Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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He wanted to have a birthday potty!

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He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.