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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did the pig send his story to New York?

He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

Why do husbands typically die before their wives?

They want to.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.