Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before?

A key.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What happened when Jesus forgot to look both ways?

He died on the cross!

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.