Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

Why is Sia not in her music videos?

Because she doesn't want anyone to Sia

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.