Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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What happens when the Pope dies?

Another one popes up.

What do old people often do?

Die

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Whose Idea of Paradise is 72 Virgins?

Richard Branson.

Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.