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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

They wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

What did Orville say when Keith Harris died?

Nothing.

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.