Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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He wanted to make a clean getaway

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What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

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No Biggie.

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What is the best way to get to Paradise?

A. Turn right and go straight.

Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.