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Where does every craps player want to go when they die?

Paradise.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

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What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

Who is going to die in the new Star Wars?

Some Stormtrooper

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Why is heaven a paradise for the common man?

Because all the politicians are in hell.

Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas?

Because it's more than a paradise.