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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

Why Mark?

I never take drugs. - I say stay away!! Or the drugs will fall from the table!!