Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

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What sits in the middle of the world wide web?

A very very big spider!

What did the Triceratops sit on?

Its Tricerabottom.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.