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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

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What is brown and sits in a toilet in a Dutch attic?

The diarrhea of Anne Frank.

How did Humpty Dumpty get ripped?

Wall-sits.

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A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

What was the most pivotal point in Jesus' ministry?

When he turned the tables on the Temple vendors!