Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What's the difference between a married man and a bachelor?

A bachelor will go to the fridge, sees nothing he wants, and go to bed A married man will go the bed, sees nothing he wants, and go the fridge!

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

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What's Irish and sits outside?

Paddy O'furniture

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

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What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs?

A whale with a table taped to it.

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.