Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

What do Eskimos get from sitting on a block of ice?

A. Polaroids.

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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

Ferniture.