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Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

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Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

What is small, crying and cannot get under the table?

A child with pitchfork in his back