Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

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What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

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What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

What did pancake Chip say to his friend pancake Berry when Berry was sad?

Don't feel blue, Berry, things will get batter

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What kind of doctor is always on call?

An oncologist.

Why did the cookie visit the doctor?

He was feeling a little crummy.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels