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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is worse, balancing on a 100meter high rope or getting a BJ from a man?

Its both not that bad, you just shouldnt look down.

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do you mean, 10?

10 what Months Weeks!" Doctor: "Nine."

What does the Doctor say on a one-night stand going wrong?

It's bigger on the inside(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=6zXDo4dL7SU)

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.