Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man use a pair of scissors on the rope?

The knife just wasn't cutting it.

Why couldn't the man open a fish and herb shop?

Because he didn't have the thyme or the plaice.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why couldn't the physicists change the lightbulb?

Too much work.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What's next - people marrying dogs?

Nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

What's the worst part about admitting to your friends and family you play PokemanGo?

Having to admit you have autism:,P

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels