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Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-Nile.

How many roads must a man walk?

42

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's long, black and doesn't work?

The unemployment line.

Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the domestic abuse victim?

See you next "fall".

How bad are they?

Doctor: It depends, how old are you Patient: I will be 24 soon. Doctor: Pffff, no you won't.

Carpool Tunnel Jokes More Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels