Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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To work on his caw strength.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

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Where does Stevie Wonder park his car?

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What is the formula for water?

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

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Tim hurt one monkey. He is very sorry.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

Why are Panda's always sad?

Because all their friends are dead.

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What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

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Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.