He had carpool tunnel
Carpool tunnels
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
Its a life of pain
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!
Question Mart.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
A squadratic formula, if you will.
Sue-shi! I'll excuse myself.
I avoid everyone
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Dead in a tunnel.
Ford was my best friend.
Arrg, it's driving me nuts!
Because we're beautiful and smell good!
He wanted stable employment
A Quebrolet.
('You wanna go for a spin ')