Carpool Tunnel Jokes

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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How do people with injured hands commute to work?

Carpool tunnels

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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Look ma, no hands!

How do you know you can't trust doctors and lawyers?

Because they both "practice" their professions.

George Jokes More George Jokes

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is the thinnest book in the world?

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What did the man say when he got his dancing robot to work?

It twerks!" I don't know how this came to me..

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are stick people extinct?

Because you can't rub two sticks together you get fire.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What do you get if you cross a river with a bridge?

To the other side.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Tunnel Jokes More Tunnel Jokes

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Fred put band aids in the refrigerator?

He wanted cold cuts.

Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.