He had carpool tunnel
Carpool tunnels
Because it has a carpool tunnel.
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
Immigration.
In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.
She forgot to delete her Bowser history
Because he's from New York.
They couldn't fit a deer into the car.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'
Tequila
Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
No seriously, im getting lonely.
Sing* Hello from the other side!
He was rushin'
Because he was pain in the neck!
Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997
