How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

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What do you call a Mexican baby born yesterday?

Diego

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

What's the difference between a feminist and a dentist's drill?

One causes a lot of pain and makes a constant high pitched whine. The other is a useful piece of medical equipment.

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.