What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

How did King George view the colonists?

He thought they were revolting

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Why is that Bono still hasn't found what he's looking for?

Because he's always standing by The Edge.

How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

Why did the brain cell go to the other side of the brain?

I don't know. It hadn't really crossed my mind.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do space aliens put on their windows?

Venutian blinds.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

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What's the only type of seafood that Sean Connery won't share?

Shelfish

What do you call a Pirate you share an apartment with?

Your room-matey.

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How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)