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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What came in the mail today?

Anthrax.

What is the best thing that ever came out of Arkansas?

Highway 55.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How do you think I feel?

I have to walk Home Alone

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind?

A maybe.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.

What's the difference between an 8-ball and a baby?

Eric Clapton would never let an 8-ball fall out the window!

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How long have you been in pain?

Women: It started at 7:45am on Monday while I was at work Men: Sometime between yesterday and 1997

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)