What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What is a Brit's favorite letter?

You'd think it would be "T", but it is "U". *Favourite, btw.

Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?

Because she thought everybody loved her.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

How does a blond cross the road?

A brunette is on a busy street across from a department store she needs to visit, and is looking for an intersection to cross over when she spots a blonde walking out of the store. The brunette waves and calls out over the traffic noise, "hey there! How do I get to the other side?" The blonde looks confused and calls back, "you ARE on the other side!"

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

Why did Microsoft skip straight to 10?

Because Windows 7, 8, 9.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the cannibal's wife give her husband when he came home late for dinner?

A. The cold shoulder.

What is your best sushi-related joke or pun?

My dad and I are going out for sushi tonight, and he has rescheduled this dinner with me several times for dumb reasons (one night was because he randomly decided to go out drinking instead). Would love to get my revenge by making sushi puns and jokes all night, but Google is failing me--I've only been able to find jokes that either make no sense, or are just not funny at all. Help!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Why Don't Lobsters Share?

Because they're shellfish.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do mathematicians drink?

Anything to ease the pain.

How do cats let us know that they are in pain?

Me...........Owwwwww!!

Peke Jokes More Peke Jokes

What did the perverted sauce say to the Chinese Ribs?

I'm only Peking.

What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper?

No Peking!