What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

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What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

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Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

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What did the scientist see when he looked up his family tree?

A gorilla pooped on his face.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

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What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good?

Well its a little Chewy

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What do you call a Dr. That shares your medical history with everyone?

A HIPAAcrite

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.

What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)