Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

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Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

Where did Nicholas II of Russia get his coffee?

Tsarbucks.

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What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What do you think about the Russian military intervention in Krimea?

I think they're just Stalin. If they are, soviet, as long as they're Putin their weapons away.

How do the Russian people feel about their government?

They're Putin up with it.

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What do you call a swashbuckler when he noticed you?

A senpairate.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!