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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Why do some people think Python scripting is offensive?

Because white space matters.

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What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Why did AMD release black edition cpu?

Cause they run faster than white.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What does a BYU coed do when she notices people are drinking at a party?

She puts her top back on and leaves.

What did the chef say when he noticed his scales were broken?

No weigh...

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!