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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How often do I think about Keira?

Knightley.

What is he doing now?

Friend: "Nothing" Me: "But I thought he got the job! " Friend: "Yes he did."

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What do you call a virus named Enza that causes the flu?

A flu Enza. Thanks a lot everyone, I looked forward to this day for a long time.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish...

What was the first thing Hellen Keller noticed at the beach?

The volleyball net.

Nato Jokes More Nato Jokes

Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!