Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

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Because in Russia the military coups you.

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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Bay leaf get him out if here!

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Putin on the Ritz

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Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

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A senpairate.

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Notice me 7pi!

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!