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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

Who?

Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? I thought you said you would never forget!

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What do you call a journalist in Russia?

An ambulance.

Why is Russia a very fast country?

Because the people are always Russian!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

Why do women live longer than men?

Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?

Cremia River

Notice Jokes More Notice Jokes

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!