Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

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What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

What do you get when you cross a ghoul and a vampire?

A hemogoblin. I came up with this during lecture after a dyslexic moment, thought someone may like it.

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven?

Cause seven eight ten.

Why don't they drill holes in golf clubs?

Cause then there would be a hole in one!

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

What did the tsundere degree say to the radian?

Notice me 10"

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did NATO say to the EU at the World Organization baseball game?

Europe!