Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

What do you call an ISIS member who loves himself?

A nISISist

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why do all Egyptian's farts smell the same?

Because they have a tutankhamun!

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

What do a big bar of chocolate and a frag grenade have in common?

Everybody gets a piece.