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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Why do babies love sticking things in their mouth?

And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?

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How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

Why does everybody love honey?

Because it never gets old.