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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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I love you with all my art!

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Deputin

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None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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They were Putin up with him.

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Putin on the Ritz

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He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

Why does everybody else get the brunt of the jokes?

Let me hear something different.