Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why German Loves Americans why do Germans love Americans?

Because Americans are the most hated people in the world now.

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

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Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

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What did Russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the Olympic Games?

To be put out.

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What do you call someone who believes rotten eggs smell bad, but doesn't care?

An eggsy-stench-alist.

What's yellow and smells like a zebra?

Lion vomit.

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What is the difference between Martin Luther King Day and St. Patrick's Day?

St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.