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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What do Pink Floyd fans and NASCAR driver Kyle Larson have in common?

They both love The Wall

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Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

Who's the top selling author in Russia?

Salman Rush B

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What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

Why does Piglet smell so bad?

Because he always plays with Pooh.

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How many newsmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but he'll tell everybody.

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!