Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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What did the zit say to the other zit while they were making love?

Yeah you like that you dirty pore

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

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What is green and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

What's brown and smells funny?

Clown Poo

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Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.