Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

Why are cars in Russia so slow?

Because they are always stalin.

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What do you call a Soviet ruler dancing on a cracker?

Putin on the Ritz. *ba-dum tsh*

Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

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What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.

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Where is everybody?

Everybody I don't know. All over the planet I guess.

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.