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Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

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Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why do hipsters love 'Raiders of the Lost Ark'?

Because it was the first Indie film.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

What is Putin to Ukraina, a friend or a brother?

A brother, because you can choose your friends.

What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?

Because you're breaking wind.

What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Everybody Jokes More Everybody Jokes

Why do stop lights turn red?

You would turn red too if you had to change in front of everybody.

What is Asia's favourite sitcom?

Everybody loves Ramen.