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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between a Lira and a Dollar?

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That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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Why does Waldo only wear stripes?

Because he doesn't want to be spotted.

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Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.

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Rady O'Gaga

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She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

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Everybody gets a piece.

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What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

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What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.

Why did the pigs paint their hoofs green?

It was Saint Patrick's Day.

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.