On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Bricks get laid.
Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke
Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
One person.
The lottery.
A lepercon. (In honor of Saint Patrick's Day.)
It was Saint Patrick's Day.
Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.