Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)
One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
She had a weast infection.
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.