How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

Why do people hit things (ex. TV, computer, etc.) when they don't work?

Well, it worked with the slaves.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Regular rocks are too heavy.

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Who's Irish and sleeps on your porch?

Paddy O'Furniture!

What do you call it when a man has a beer in each hand?

Irish handcuffs.