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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How strict is the "I licked it, it's mine" policy?

There's some things I've licked that I don't want.

Why can't you tell pun jokes to kleptomaniacs?

Because they always take things literally

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What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

How many beans are in Irish Chili?

239, because if there was 1 more it would be "Too Farty".

Why do Irish stew recipes only call for 239 beans?

Because one more, and it would be too-farty.