How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

What's one thing Lance Armstrong can still make money from?

LIESTRONG bracelets.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What do you call an Irish basketball player with a sore back?

Hunch-black of Notre Dame

How many Irish folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.