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How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

What is the first thing that vampires learn at school?

The alphabat.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What kind of book does an Irish cultist read?

The Leprenomichaun.

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep