How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire.

What's that thing called when your crush likes you back?

Oh yeah. Imagination.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

Why did the black man try to break into jail?

He wanted to be with his family.

St. Patrick Jokes More St. Patrick Jokes

How do I make a St. Patrick's Day mocha?

He says Irish coffee is the only thing keeping this family together

What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime?

Paddy O'Furniture!

Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.